Locked PWD 1163: Post-Draft Analysis

[Pliny Pete]

@Pliny Pete I do remember that last fall I was picking up my usual order from my 3rd favorite spot and the girl at the counter said how much she liked my hair and it looked good. Before my brain could even say “dude, don’t!” I just rattled off “y tu tambien, bonita” as I took the bag and walked away. I heard the “ooohhhhh”’s as I went out the door from just that which was probably said atrociously as well. Damn it, I need to remember this!

You should hire a tutor, a sexy tutor with a spicy accent like Sofia Vergara, and then tell her you want to learn the language of love to help with the Latina ladies

I've seen enough rom coms to know what happens next...

 

[Pliny Pete]

@Based God Monkey Man, all meat x large pizza AND wingstop going in. I better be sport entertained here!

I got that movie on my queue, Star, I think its gonna be a good one

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

@Based God Monkey Man, all meat x large pizza AND wingstop going in. I better be sport entertained here!

I look forward to the report

 

[Pliny Pete]

@RollSonnenRoll they booked us a pretty good rock n roll race this week, lotta clangin and bangin, its been downright action packed, even!

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

@RollSonnenRoll they booked us a pretty good rock n roll race this week, lotta clangin and bangin, its been downright action packed, even!

I've got in in time to see the last 100 laps, pretty solid

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

You should hire a tutor, a sexy tutor with a spicy accent like Sofia Vergara, and then tell her you want to learn the language of love to help with the Latina ladies

I've seen enough rom coms to know what happens next...

I like the sound of that

I met one of my good friends in high school when we were sitting in class one day and this girl everybody loved walked in. He leaned over to his buddy and they start saying God knows what about her but then I heard the phrase "grandes tetas" and I said "brother, even I could figure out what that means and damn right". We became instant best friends

 

[Pliny Pete]

I like the sound of that

I met one of my good friends in high school when we were sitting in class one day and this girl everybody loved walked in. He leaned over to his buddy and they start saying God knows what about her but then I heard the phrase "grandes tetas" and I said "brother, even I could figure out what that means and damn right". We became instant best friends

I just realized Tank was born on Cinco De Mayo!!
If that aint a sign then I dont know what is!

 

[Stargazer Rex]

I got that movie on my queue, Star, I think its gonna be a good one

#metoo

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

I just realized Tank was born on Cinco De Mayo!!
If that aint a sign then I dont know what is!

Now that’s a finish! Going to the outside Cole Trickle style!

 

[Pliny Pete]

@RollSonnenRoll Wow! Wow! Wow! What a freaking finish!
Now thats how you book a race!

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

@RollSonnenRoll Wow! Wow! Wow! What a freaking finish!
Now thats how you book a race!

And a Dusty finish!

 

[Pliny Pete]

Now that’s a finish! Going to the outside Cole Trickle style!

The way they were zigging and zagging all over the place on the last lap, thats some good old fashioned stock car racing, right there!

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

The way they were zigging and zagging all over the place on the last lap, thats some good old fashioned stock car racing, right there!

Larson is the closest thing to Smoke in the game today. He can wheel anything. I appreciated how he’d just show up at any given dirt track when he was on his little exile. The sub ten second lap in that sprint car is one of the coolest things I’ve seen in racing in the last decade



And then the slide job to win it later

 

[Pliny Pete]

Larson is the closest thing to Smoke in the game today. He can wheel anything. I appreciated how he’d just show up at any given dirt track when he was on his little exile. The sub ten second lap in that sprint car is one of the coolest things I’ve seen in racing in the last decade



And then the slide job to win it later

I didnt know he was from Sacramento

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

I didnt know he was from Sacramento

He's defintely the right size to train with Faber and the boys at Alpha Male

 

[Pliny Pete]

I had a couple of Roxie's raw bones in the fridge for too long and they were smelling a bit funky so I threw em on the grill to kill the bacteria, I think I mighta left em on just a scootch too long

Bet theres no creepy crawlies squirming around on there now, though

 

[Pliny Pete]

Tom Brady got legit triggered at his comedy roast tonight, LoL what a pussy

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Tom Brady got legit triggered at his comedy roast tonight, LoL what a pussy

Don't issult Daddy Kraft! And look at our boy Rich in the building and laughing it up!

 

[Pliny Pete]

Don't issult Daddy Kraft! And look at our boy Rich in the building and laughing it up!

Cant find a vid link to post here but this Kevin Hart joke is pretty hilarious

Tom Brady Roasted Over Gisele Bundchen Divorce In Netflix Special

If you thought Gisele Bundchen would be off limits during the roast of Tom Brady, think again.

www.tmz.com

 

[Pliny Pete]

When you got a chance to go 8 and 9 and all it will cost you is your wife and kids...