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Maestro looks awful, haven't bothered.
I'm so sick of these music biopics. They all suck, and they're getting worse and worse.
Ferrari was unfortunately very poor, didn't bother with a review but saw it in the cinema because a mate dragged me over Christmas.
Oh, no. It took Mann nearly a decade to make another film after Blackhat, and I have no faith that he'll make another film before he dies given his pace, plus the only thing on his agenda is the retarded idea for a Heat sequel/prequel. I so want him to have one more great film for the resume. You don't need to whip up a full review, but give me the bullet points: What was wrong with Ferrari?
so by big films, you mean films directed by one of the top 5 favorite directors of every film studies frat boy ever
Ha, by "big" I mainly meant long, quasi-epic, (self-)important, getting acclaim, etc. But that also works, too
also, my condolences on Oppie. ik it probably felt like a personal betrayal committed by your boy—your #1 road dog w/ a bullet—Chris Nolan. life might seem confusing, or even pointless, since watching Oppie, but trust me, these wounds will heal over time.
This is pretty accurate. Fortunately, it wasn't a terrible film. It was just poor by Nolan standards. So it wasn't the moviegoing equivalent of the night that my heart was broken watching Cro Cop get Cro Copped by Gonzaga. But it did hurt, and I was confused, as I'd never seen Nolan drop the ball like that, yet there I was watching him fumble and have the other team run it back for a touchdown in his face.
Saw this today - on IMAX, on what looks like its last day in IMAX - and was thoroughly disappointed. A lot of what you had to say captured my sentiments, except that you seem to have liked it more than I did. I also thought that Matt Damon was BY FAR the best actor of the bunch and turned in the best performance top to bottom - followed closely by Tom Conti and Casey Affleck - while Murphy was wooden and possessed of an apparent inability to emote. He might not even make my top 10 list of the best performances delivered in the film.
But my biggest problem is that Nolan told the wrong story. He got WAY too bogged down in the proceedings, Murphy's and Downey Jr.'s, to where what should've been a simple framing device took over the fucking movie. There needed to be more of a focus on the people and from where - that is, from whom - the moral conundrums emerged. Who the fuck was Pugh's character? What was her deal, why did Murphy want to fuck her even once much less devote himself to her completely and forever, and why did she kill herself? And, beyond the most basic humanity, why should we care about her in the context of this film? Who the fuck was Blunt's character? Why was she such a terrible mother, why/when did she come back around, what was the second kid like, why did she want to fight so hard, what if anything did her testimony accomplish? Most depressing of all since I have to ask this: Who the fuck was Oppenheimer? What attracted him so much to his scientific obsessions? Why was he so intent on doing what he did? What did he do between Los Alamos and the hearings?
As for the "technical" shit, the score was a cheap Zimmer knock-off - it sounded for the majority of the time like a remix of the Inception score - the endless cuts to the goofy space garble was as retarded as watching a Stan Brakhage movie (Nolan's failed attempt to be Kubrickian à la 2001 perhaps), the jump scare style of using sound and explosions was extremely annoying and would take me out of my investment in the story and my (always failed) attempts to connect to the characters, the visual effects when his "reality" was fracturing after the bomb was contrived and stupid...
At the risk of a bad pun given the scientific subject matter, I'd call Oppenheimer a failed experiment. Nolan hasn't not hit a home run in a long fucking time, but this one stayed in the park. A thoroughly unremarkable film that I'd give no more than a C+, and that largely due to the stellar acting, not the muddled narrative or the misguided aesthetics.
Last but not least: The IMAX was a waste of money in every way. Nobody who streams this on a computer will have missed anything. That's how badly Nolan dropped the ball here.
And, FWIW, all of this comes from one of the biggest Nolan fans on this site. I expect A LOT more from Nolan, and he did NOT deliver here.
speaking of Nolan, have you posted your thoughts on Tenet here? if so, care to direct me there? the movie fascinates me, but i’m also convinced it very possibly might just straight up fucking suck. help me!
I searched and I only found two posts about it.
Also, now that I'm thinking about it, it's been so long that I don't remember ever posting about Tenet. I was shocked by all of the disappointment and even hate directed at that movie. I thought that it was fucking astounding. I watched it 4 or 5 times the first week that it was available OnDemand.
My Nolan rankings would look like this:
Inception
The Dark Knight Rises
The Dark Knight
Memento
Interstellar
Tenet
The Prestige
Dunkirk
Batman Begins
Insomnia
Following
However, I would want to amend those two posts now. I was astounded by Tenet initially, but I rewatched it a few months ago and I wasn't as astounded. It's still impressive with respect to the action and the imaginative set-pieces - the highway heist/backwards car chase is the highlight of the film for me - and it has my favorite friendship in the entire Nolan canon, just a beautiful relationship between two characters - so much of Nolan's work is solitary, with characters isolated by circumstances (alone in Alaska in Insomnia, alone in your damaged brain in Memento, alone in space in Interstellar) or by choice (alone on the streets of Gotham in the Dark Knight trilogy, alone in your guilt-ridden memories in Inception, alone in your quest for greatness and revenge in The Prestige) with relationships often limited to romantic relationships (the exception being the great quasi-psychotherapist/client relationship between Cobb and Ariadne in Inception) that the John David Washington/Robert Pattinson relationship in Tenet was a welcome new wrinkle in the Nolanverse - but, like you, on my last rewatch, I wondered if it's a stupid pile of nonsense on the level of the plot. Maybe I just wasn't watching closely initially, but I was really trying to make sense of every plot point and I failed. Whether that's because the movie makes no sense - it's worth remembering that everyone on the set during the production found it so confusing to remember WTF they were filming and how it connected to the story that they needed maps and would frequently pause before shooting to go over everything to make sure everyone was on the same page - or because I suck at geometry and physics - which is entirely possible and which I'm happy to accept - I'm not sure, but the temporal Pincer movement shit just seems silly and nonsensical, but maybe I just suck at thinking non-linearly.
Whatever the case may be, in the same stretch of time that I rewatched Tenet, I also happened to rewatch The Prestige and Dunkirk - I was prepping for my annual fall term authorship class and I wanted to rewatch a few Nolans - and I'd rank them both above Tenet now. The Prestige in particular has always gotten WAY too much love from the too-cool-for-Batman-but-still-dig-Nolan crowd in my book, but even so, I've come to appreciate it a great deal more in the last couple of years and I think that it's unquestionably superior to Tenet.