Prem Thread 23/24 v19: Bayer 04 Leverkusen Fußball GmbH Edition

[Arqueto]

Villa penalty (super entertaining game)!

Douglas Luiz missed the pen?

 

[Chules]

depends on what you really think of O'Hara

If I had the honour to meet her a decade ago, I’d have married and procreated with her by now. She woz special.

 

[650lb Sumo]

Douglas Luiz missed the pen?

Yep. Grazed the outside of the post.

 

[BroRogan]

Sucks we have had so many injuries this season bruv

We would have finished in the top four again if it wasn't for that period in Dec/Jan when all the first team was injured we've been poor away from home but we still have the second best home record and we have scored the most goals at home this season.

Chelsea 4th wivout injuries and just getting it together Newcastle 5th then

 

[BroRogan]

Roma - Leverkusen 0:2
Marseille - Bergamo 1:1

Aston Villa - Olympiakos 2:4
Fiorentina - Brugge 3:2

 

[Chules]

@Carl Drogo @EOW

 

[EOW]

If I had the honour to meet her a decade ago, I’d have married and procreated with her by now. She woz special.

Man City gonna whoop Spurs and win the league

Fuck Arsenal

 

[EOW]

@Carl Drogo @EOW

Jesus Christ, the fuck is up with her Jawline?

PED's imo

 

[Chules]

Man City gonna whoop Spurs and win the league

Fuck Arsenal

Hey! Why do you have an Arsenal av den!?

What are you playing at?!

 

[Chules]

Jesus Christ, the fuck is up with her Jawline?

PED's imo

Low body fat percentage chisels the jawline

You wouldn’t know, fellow fat man

 

[EOW]

Low body fat percentage chisels the jawline

You wouldn’t know, fellow fat man

Her facial structure reminds of . . . .

Spoiler

 

[EOW]

Hey! Why do you have an Arsenal av den!?

What are you playing at?!

Rocked the Swansea AV = Swansea finished below Cardiff

Rocking the Arsenal AV = Arsenal finish below Man City

Science innit

 

[650lb Sumo]

Jesus Christ, the fuck is up with her Jawline?

PED's imo

Low body fat percentage chisels the jawline

You wouldn’t know, fellow fat man

Straight men joke about being a lesbian trapped in a man's body but with @Chules it really rings true. Lauren Mayberry does seem to be straight, although apparently there were and are rumours, but it seems any woman he likes, if she isn't openly at least bi, will come out or be revealed to be sooner or later.

If you're wondering if a woman is LGBT, just ask @Chules if he finds her attractive.

 

[EOW]

Straight men joke about being a lesbian trapped in a man's body but with @Chules it really rings true. Lauren Mayberry does seem to be straight, although apparently there were and are rumours, but it seems any woman he likes, if she isn't openly at least bi, will come out or be revealed to be sooner or later.

If you're wondering if a woman is LGBT, just ask @Chules if he finds her attractive.

#Facts

 

[Chules]

Rocked the Swansea AV = Swansea finished below Cardiff

Rocking the Arsenal AV = Arsenal finish below Man City

Science innit

You need to be humbled soon.

You will be when we win the league.

 

[EOW]

You need to be humbled soon.

You will be when we win the league.

AV bet?

 

[Chules]

#Facts

He’s right you know

 

[Chules]

AV bet?

 

[Carl Drogo]

You picked the most butterz uswnt chick lmao

If I had the honour to meet her a decade ago, I’d have married and procreated with her by now. She woz special.

@EOW got EVISCERATED

Pink eye for women him. And he's a daft cunt to boot

 

[Carl Drogo]

You gonna be setting up shop in Chernobyl?