I just refered to someone as a 'young man'

[Joshuaace]

TS, you the Cop or Cowboy?

 

[Your Salad]

look on the bright side, you can now yell at kids to get off your lawn

I lived in an apartment and the kids would play and scream right outside my window. I fucking hated it.
Found an app for my phone called get off my lawn. It played a high pitch frequency that adults don't really hear but the youngsters can.
I set up a small sound system at my window and when the hellions started fucking up my spot. I plugged in my phone and let it rip.
I remember one time I heard an especially bratty girl scream "the sound is back we gotta get out of here".