Media Comedian Jeff Ross: "Dana White Is Like Michael Vick, But For Human Beings"

[svmr_db]

Is Yoel no longer Cuban?

I meant former as in no longer "owned" by Dana ie in the UFC

Although there are "former Mexicans" so maybe former Cubans too.

 

[Dr. Rose]

Decent joke but fighters don’t die and don’t fight against their will. And as we saw this weekend, they sometimes stop fights when a man cuts his leg.

Dana also doesn't wrap a bag around Tony's head and throws him in the river.

Dumb joke.

 

[Clark Rogers]

Jeff Ross is a chode, and after Brady put him in his place last night after the massage roast on Kraft, he's apparently kinda a coward too.

 

[Krixes]

I gotta watch this. That was a great roast of Dana....

lol...I was reading the comments, seems this Jeff Ross guy isn't well liked on here. I've heard the name but know nothing about him.

 

[Yep]

Haha. I really can't tell if you're joking.

But hey, for other people reading who don't understand:



It's a common comedic device.

In this example, obviously, Dana is not killing the fighters for losing or making them fight to the death. But using the Mike VIck situation as a comparison is a comedic exaggeration. Again, not a literal comparison. It's a JOKE.

What?

 

[VinceArch]

A true roast would've been bringing up:

the stripping of sponsors
allowing both Greg Hardy and Jon Jones to continue fighting
dumb ass power slap
and of course, the slapping of his wife.

 

[Connection Lost]

My friend and I have been calling it human cockfighting for years, as a not-so-inside joke (old Rogan vs boxing reference)
Lately I have been calling it human penis wrestling just so it looks awkward and suspect in texts
"Yo did you end up watching the penis wrestling?"

 

[RemyR]

Breaking news:

Bunch of young Sherdoggers discover roast comedy. Get worked up over it.

More at 11.

 

[The Diplomat]

Say what you want, but Jeff Ross goes there.

This is pretty much his only element, but damn if he wasn't born for it.

 

[RiseAboveHat]

No, truth-telling only hurts protectors & those hiding - laughing beats violence.

Here a similar "Roast" that Doesn't Suck, unlike the paid Dana/TV "star" protectors.

"Ricky Gervais" and "doesn't suck" don't belong in the same sentence

Ricky Gervais fucking blows LOL