Elections Real men wear diapers

This thread is a bunch of donsh*t.

That's a level beyond bullsh*t. Like bullsh*t that's not even in the scope of reality.

thread deserves a sticky. gotta teach everyone incontinence over incompetence, and that we've been doing it wrong this whole time when we run to the toilet when we gotta shit.
 
Apparently it can cause clogs too.

clogs in the toilet or clogs in the bowels?

either way, sounds terrifying.

Metamucil will cut your toilet time down to 30 seconds for complete evacuation, but, it can be a double edged sword as when you feel the need to go, you better drop what you’re doing and find a toilet or you may find yourself wishing you had a diaper on.

magamucil.

one minute you're constipated, and the next you're shitting yourself just to own the libs.
 
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Trump supporters showcase support for Trump by wearing supportive clothing at his rallies and rallying their support against the supporters of Biden who claim Trump is a poopy poop who smells like poop and poops himself. The supporters of Trump respond by accusing the other party of being a bigger smelly poop who poop and likely eat their own poopy too. Is what I would say if this story was ficticious but it is actually worse than that. What started as a joke is now becoming a political movement that is quickly becoming attracting serious supporters who appear to be incapable of differentiating a catchy slogan from objective reality.



This comes after Trump's former lawyer targeted him by posting on X:"Hey Von ShitzInPantz…your attacks of me stink of desperation. We are all hoping that you take the stand in your defence."


"Oh… Von ShitzInPantz. Keep whining, crying and violating the gag order you petulant defendant!" he tweeted a few days later.

During Trump's hush money trial this week, the prosecution accused him of violating a gag order related to the case. The judge also levied a fine of $9,000 on him for violating the order.

Todd Blanche, Trump's defence lawyer, claimed that his client had been attacked by both the media as well as Cohen.

The attorney also linked to President Joe Biden's remarks about Trump facing "stormy weather".




How did Trump get the nickname “Diaper Don,” and does it mean what we think it means?​

The rumors regarding Donald Trump’s bowel movements can be traced back to stand-up comedian Noel Casler, who worked as a staffer for the businessman on Celebrity Apprentice and has also worked on the Miss USA beauty pageants. Despite having allegedly signed an NDA, he decided to start speaking out about the sh** he saw on set ⏤ literally.

Casler appeared on episode 285 of “The Hole” podcast back in 2020 and revealed some stomach-churning secrets that Trump definitely wouldn’t want the world to know.

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clogs in the toilet or clogs in the bowels?

either way, sounds terrifying.



magamucil.

one minute you're constipated, and the next you're shitting yourself just to own the libs.
This type of clogs......

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i wonder if all these rumors are true. At first glance it seems just another way to lower political discourse but you never know. there was also the rumor biden shit himself when he was at the Vatican. now trump. it's probably the lowest i've seen so far in your election, but there's still time.
 
clogs in the toilet or clogs in the bowels?

either way, sounds terrifying.



magamucil.

one minute you're constipated, and the next you're shitting yourself just to own the libs.
Both that’s why you gotta hydrate like you took 2 tramadols!
 
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